chapter IV: how to be a bad kid part I

i gotta say, maryland ain't that bad. fresh air, fresh people, and fresh trouble. one thing i really missed about the suburbs is being able to take anything i want. i don't know if i'm officially out of retirement, but there are 3 or 4 department stores and boutiques that probably wish i never left new york. so with two fresh pairs of nudies and a new camera, im well on my way back to a life of mischief. look out.

im new to the camera thing, so bear with me.


bike messenger tan.


hold the cheese, pleeeease.


does not give a FUCK.


bodymore, murdaland.


self.


so many snacks, so little person.


10,000 boners.


this guy was fucking crazy, obvs.


BROS.


"OMGZ i just had the BEST vegan agave-sweetened wheat-free muffin!"


THOU. "this one's for all the straightedge kids". fuck yes!!


my neck got sore from headbanging. thanks dudes!


possibly 15 year old girl metal singer? CREWCIAL headbang.